Old, New, and out of the Blue

Old: Christmas Lights. Honestly, I thought that in delaying this post about a week, I'd be too late to blog about it. But on my way home TODAY, I saw at least a half dozen houses lit like it was still December 25th. What exactly are they waiting for? I'm sorry children, if Santa hasn't come yet, he is not coming. I mean we're halfway to Easter..might as well keep em up 'til then. And if you make it that far it's almost Christmas in July. Hell, then we're back to real Christmas again. That is SOoOOo convenient!!111!

If you assume that the lights have been up since Black Friday when most giddy Christmas decoration enthusiasts put their lights up (and I actually don't mean to sound insulting about that because you're talking to the guy who was lazy and put his lights up... never), then that's... well I'm also too lazy to get a calendar but it has to be at least 150 days ago. It's enough people, let's take the lights down. Or at least not plug them in.

Pardon me for sounding like Andy Rooney on 60 minutes, but another thing thats getting old is the "that's why the terrorists hate us" joke. If you've never heard, it's basically the line you say after someone makes a comment about how absurd Americans are. It was kind of funny the first time, but it's just overused now. Plus, I am proud that American families love buying bulk toilet paper and 5 gallon jars of mayonnaise at Costco.

New: The word, "ladywood".

In a sentence:
Marshall: "You think she was into me?"
Ted: "Full on lady-wood."
It's about time there was a word for a girlboner.

Out of the blue: I just put this in the title to make it rhyme.