The Things You Can Find!

I've been trying to clean my room for many days now. Weeks even. I've finally broken into the boxes full of paper product that were tucked away in my closet, and what do I find but tokens from my more creative and carefree past. This stuff ranges from elementary to high school, so get ready for a nice peek into Andy's childhood.

-Woodrow Wilson Biography (one and a half pages, single spaced..okay, handwritten)
Fun Fact: Mr. President's dad's middle name was "Ruggles". Sounds pretty false. Must have been using wikipedia (if it existed back then).

-Several unsent "thank you" letters from my high school graduation party. Did I run of stamps? Were these friends homeless and therefore addressless? Am I a forgetful a-hole? No. No. Probably. Just solved the mystery. (Apologies to the Dolans, Jeanette, Nelson, and Ally)

-The first and last edition of "The ANDY TIMES" newspaper.
Fun Quote: "A NEW SEASON - by Andy. Andy Smith is starting a new season of soccer. He has 5 players from his last team. The jersey color is green." Might as well just hand me the Pulitzer now.

-Penny Hardaway Folder and Grant Hill notebook. Kewl!!1!

-One (1) game of MASH. I will live in an apartment with my wife Carissa Schmidt. I will drive a Hyundai (spelled almost correctly as Hundyai) because even back then I was environmentallyAND financially conscious. I will have a pet dog. My job? Athlete (unspecified) of course, living in Paris and making a whopping 999 million dollar (or maybe Euro?) salary. This must be why I bought a Hyundai. I will have 3 kids and my honeymoon will be to Compton, California. Can't wait for my predetermined life to start!