Humans are not the dominant species on the earth. There is an ever-growing threat. It is... the insects. I don't know which ones exactly, but they have been viciously attacking me, in some kind of organized effort to hurt, or most likely, kill me. I have a nice new job set up, landscaping for my housemate/mom, and these things do not let up. And they've evolved. I've tried at least three different types of bug spray to no avail. These things are relentless. I'm afraid to go outside. There are all different kinds even. When's the last time you've seen a slug? I saw like, 15 all posted up under a piece of wood. They are gross. And they are liars. While they appear slower than slow itself, believe me, they are lightning fast. While the gnats and other flying mini-develspawn bite the hell of out me, a slug appeared, just appeared, on my hand. Teleportation, maybe. Anyway, it gooed all over me before I (gently) threw it very, very far away from myself. Goo is an undesirable hand lotion, so I went to the bathroom to wash it off and absolutely nothing happened to it. I had to scrape it with sandpaper (lie, paper towel) before it would come off. I have bites all over my legs, and I don't want them. You can have them. I'm telling you, watch out for the insects.
Are slugs insects?
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slugs are not insects. they are gastropods. i remember this from biology.
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